Tuesday, August 26, 2003
New logic

I can't seem to find a pair of earrings I swore I had.

Must mean they never existed, and the entire time I've been looking for them I've been lying about their existence.

Hopefully the smoking gun will show up soon, and I won't be accused of planting the evidence just to restore my integrity.

Seriously, I can't find my earrings!

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